a Tale from a Busy Gentleman and Wife

“I was just thinking, you never told me about your life when we were parted,” said Mrs Gordon. “This is mine…    …I was in the jungle when I got stuck to the ground by a greasy melted thing, so weird! Lucky,  I was because some one helped me…,” she trailed off. Mr Gordon took the chance to speak ” Well, I was in the bakery when someone said I had to make a brown  bread with salt on top!” Now, Mrs Gordon went in, “Hey, why do we go to the zoo? I’d like to see the silly, funny giraffes

The Wild Life Of Doom (A twisted play)

Scene 1 -Two girls are walking down the high street.

Ruby:          (Happily) Look! A poster for a N Y E party on 31.12.18, that’s today  and it’s in 1 hour!

Emily:        ( Excitedly) Yeah! Lets get ready!

(Ruby and Emily get dresses on)

Scene 2 – At the party in a spooky hall

Ruby:          Lets get a fresh loaf of bread!

Emily:         Yeah! That’s a good idea!

(The girls head to the bakers buffet)

Emily:          Oh no! A fire, everyone fled!

(Both run around the hall warning people)

Ruby:          (Worriedly) Is everyone out?

(The next day the whole hall had burned down)

Emily:        The news says this is the Fire of London

 

 

 

Villain World

In a street decades ago there was a town full of villains, but there was one only training. He was called Pinkie and she loved being a villain. She the next day she passed. But the step was thinking what to steal. Well she thought Silver bolt has stolen the Eiffel tower, the Town TV and the Egyptians Mummy. She was  of thinking then she thought of the Statue of Liberty. “Yes!” she said aloud “I will steal that.” and just a year later she got her dream come true. Pinkie was in all the papers and she was very happy.

Gorilla Power

Once there was a zookeeper who worked hard to look after a gorilla. But one day he escaped from his brick enclosure and ran away. The cheeky, mischievous and hairy gorilla ran through the high street. On the way to his real home he went past a yellow house but he went round the bend and straight into a boutique. He ran into a pretty, pink and flowery dress. He finally got home. His parents threw a big party to celebrate. They ran around and played. The gorillas kept running. When they stopped it was 3’o clock in the morning.

The World’s Invasion Of Ladybirds

Once in the heart of a wood there was a Lego man called Kevin. One day he opened the door to have his daily run when he stopped in his tracks. His pet ladybird he had been raising flew up into the morning air. Then he decided to jog to the meadows surrounding his house because it always calmed him down. Unfortunately it didn’t work and he was still heartbroken. He stayed there for a long time then left. Feeling excited he rushed back, but on the way there was a loud shake and he found his ladybird.